All I ever wanted was to travel off in exotic places and meet new exciting people and then kill them, so I became a mercenary. My name is Wade Wilson. And I love what I do.


sebadasstian-stan:

Captain America: The Winter Soldier + trivia



modestmgmtofficial:

identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools



kingcheddarxvii:

Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along



pattinsonswife:

That’s me talking to my friends



fahbulus:

hearing yourself sing in the shower and wondering why the hell you haven’t made an album yet



mrshudsonstolemytardis:

Prince Harry and John Barrowman both do a mutual high five/ass slap combo omg