All I ever wanted was to travel off in exotic places and meet new exciting people and then kill them, so I became a mercenary. My name is Wade Wilson. And I love what I do.


Captain America: The Winter Soldier + trivia


identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools


Not the heroes we thought we needed but the heroes we really needed all along


That’s me talking to my friends


hearing yourself sing in the shower and wondering why the hell you haven’t made an album yet


Prince Harry and John Barrowman both do a mutual high five/ass slap combo omg